Last seen almost 17 years ago
Member since Jan 25, 2008
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Hey, I’m Alexa. I’m 19 years old. I go to UM. My favorite color is purple but i don’t really wear it. I like chocolate. I take way too many pictures. I’m pretty kick ass.
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Anya D
!http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/stock_smoke1.jpg!
This is an unedited clip from an actual anti-smoking brochure. I'm going to assume Mike is the fat one, and the other kid's name is Jerry. Here's how I envision the conversation went immediately after Mike's confession:
Mike: I think my parents would be very disappointed if I ever smoked.
Jerry: Hey, thanks for sharing your feelings with me Mike. Smoking's totally not cool. I'm glad we feel the same way.
Mike: Really?
Jerry: No, limp dick! I'm going to light up a fat blunt and then I'm going to rape your mouth!
over 16 years
ago

Anya D
UM. That's because we text all the time, silly! :)
almost 17 years
ago

Orlando
A belated thank you to you.
almost 17 years
ago

Orlando
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!
almost 17 years
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Orlando
You break it, you buy it.
almost 17 years
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Orlando
It's my way of professing my burning desire for you, done so through Chuck Norris' killer biceps and righteous 'stache.<br />
Because nothing says "I want you" more than his mustache. Well, not counting that date rape drug guidos use.
almost 17 years
ago

Orlando
That's the kind of response I get when giving you a gift? You're ungrateful. UNGRATEFUL.
almost 17 years
ago

Orlando
From me to you:
!http://www.chuckonizer.de/cns1.jpg!
almost 17 years
ago

Orlando
That's all it takes to get into Alexa's pants? Noted.
almost 17 years
ago

Anya D
alexa, rehash those fly express jeans with the fresh prince of bel air stitching. I wanna get in yo pantssssss.
You've officially turned me into a perv.
almost 17 years
ago
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