Alexa F

!http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/stock_smoke1.jpg! This is an unedited clip from an actual anti-smoking brochure. I'm going to assume Mike is the fat one, and the other kid's name is Jerry. Here's how I envision the conversation went immediately after Mike's confession: Mike: I think my parents would be very disappointed if I ever smoked. Jerry: Hey, thanks for sharing your feelings with me Mike. Smoking's totally not cool. I'm glad we feel the same way. Mike: Really? Jerry: No, limp dick! I'm going to light up a fat blunt and then I'm going to rape your mouth!

UM. That's because we text all the time, silly! :)

A belated thank you to you.

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!

You break it, you buy it.

It's my way of professing my burning desire for you, done so through Chuck Norris' killer biceps and righteous 'stache.<br /> Because nothing says "I want you" more than his mustache. Well, not counting that date rape drug guidos use.

That's the kind of response I get when giving you a gift? You're ungrateful. UNGRATEFUL.

From me to you: !http://www.chuckonizer.de/cns1.jpg!

That's all it takes to get into Alexa's pants? Noted.

alexa, rehash those fly express jeans with the fresh prince of bel air stitching. I wanna get in yo pantssssss. You've officially turned me into a perv.