hi my name is tom and im a manajer at taco bell i got the promoted and now i make 1 doller more a hour for me to take fine mamis out to dinner. i want to meet a womens of all shapes so we could have fun gimme a chance i treat u right and pick u up in my car. we could go to cosco becaus they have a deal for a hotdog and coke for 1.50 and i have a discount card for take 25 cheles off thats a good deal!
i also have white keds i can give u i dont use them they dont fit ok bye
amor, tom

and my name is tom cruz no relation lol ok bye
amor, tom

are you for real?

Miami, Florida

By the way, I can’t believe you just said “cheles.”

Miami, Florida

Hi Tom, As Manager you should have access to all kinds of cool SWAG, right? There are a significant number of that are Chihuahua owners and we love getting those little toys “Yo Quero” dogs that you give out. My pup shreds them to bits in fits of self-hatred. I have Honda cars (toy size) that I can trade.

Lomita (near Los Angeles), CA

Hahaha, I love Tom Cruz. And not just as friends.

BISCAYNE PARK, FL

What are you doing here, Tom? Don’t you have sexual harassment lawsuits to go settle? Pffft…

San Francisco, CA

dude this isn’t a dating site! go harass one of your coworkers! wait leave them alone too. just go away!

Hahaha. Oh Tom, you are so special.

BISCAYNE PARK, FL

Did your profile on Myspace get deleted?

Interlachen, Florida