Our first spammer profile. This makes me feel so proud that spammers have decided we’re worthy enough to spam to.

I’m also pissed, but more proud.

No, actually I’m more pissed.

BISCAYNE PARK, FL

LMAO! “Cialischeapestviagra” That reminds me of when I didn’t have a cell phone, or change to make a call on a public phone. I used to call mom and dad through 1-800-COLLECT and when the operator would ask for my name to let mom and dad know, I would say my name was “Mom, come pick me up.”

Miami, Florida

I think we all did that. Or “momi’msorrybutigotdetentionsocanyoucomegetmeat4?”

BISCAYNE PARK, FL

Oh god, we all did that. And THEY did it to us, too…

Anyway, about the spammer… When I first saw it, I thought “great, a spammer” and I was about to forward it to you, but then I remembered my friend Nick had just told me he was going to create a profile. Let’s just say the name fit his profiling… Though I don’t think it’s him now…

San Francisco, CA

I don’t even understand how they expect to sell any v1agar4 on this site anyway.

Do they ever actually sell anything at all?

Canandaigua, New York

v1agr4 4 lyf!

Miami, FL

Say what you will about their crappy marketing tactics, but they MUST work. There’s gotta be a few bozos out there buying penis pills from spam email sites.

BISCAYNE PARK, FL

I read this story where some journalist actually ordered one of the fake rolexes from one of those sites, and he actually received shipping confirmation. However the watch was lost in the mail, so I’m a huge skeptic… Signing up for one of the paid survey sites 5 years ago really left me jaded as far as shady internet transactions.
I also heard that the TTL lines for deaf people are filled with Nigerian bank scams. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID?

Canandaigua, New York

I just feel sorry for the real African inheritors that need middle-class Americans to launder their money to. Their image is being soiled by spammers!

BISCAYNE PARK, FL

I’ll just stick to going to Canada when I need cheap viagra and cialis. And I only launder money from TRUSTWORTHY Nigerians.

Canandaigua, New York

All I know is I want free pie. I want a scam e-mail that says “WANT FREE PIE” to which I would resoundingly reply “YES.”

Miami, FL

i sent “them” a friend request. we’ll see what happens.

Dallas, TX